Working in the Aviation Industry:

1. We work in weird shifts...
Like prostitutes
2. They pay you to make the client happy...
Like a prostitute
3. The client pays a lot of money, but your employer keeps almost every penny...
Like a prostitute
4. You are rewarded for fulfilling the client's dreams...
Like a prostitute
5. Your friends fall apart and you end up hanging out with people in the same profession as you...
Like a prostitute
6. When you have to meet the client you always have to be perfectly groomed....
Like a prostitute
7. But when you go back home it seems like you are coming back from hell...
Like a prostitute
8. The client always wants to pay less but expects incredible things from you...
Like a prostitute
9. When people ask you about your job, you have difficulties to explain it...
Like a prostitute
10. Everyday when you wake up, you say: "I'M NOT GOING TO SPEND THE REST OF MY LIFE DOING THIS".....
Like a prostitute

Happy New Year!

The lazy bitch wishes everyone a very happy new year, and all happiness in the world for the year to come.

Have been in Iceland over the last week, done F&%k-all to be honest, hence the lazy bitch comment earlier.
The extremely important tasks of eating, sleeping, watching tv and driving my sisters and their guests around have been handled extremely well, if I may say so myself.
All of course fueled by a very (un)healthy dose of licorice and appelsín.
Haven't even contactes any of my "friends" here over sheer lack of enthusiasm to do anything constructive.

And on this posistive note I start 2007...